Böen Pinot Noir – WineO Mark Review Wine Stats Grape Variety: 100% Pinot Noir Vintage: 2021 ABV: 14.6% Wine Region: California Flavor Profile: Cherry, raspberry, blackberry,
36 Funny Wine Quotes for Your Stand Up Gig Or Your Next Party!
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Conversation Starters? Breaking the ice? Or just looking for a quick laugh with your glass of wine?
Check out some of our top funny wine quotes because life is too short to drink bad wine. Have Fun & Enjoy!
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It’s a Match!
Merlot vs Merlittle
Moments of Brilliance
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.
Friday and Wine
It’s not a hangover… its the wineflu
If anyone asks, I’m drinking all this wine to collect corks for a Pinterest project
Last night sitting on the couch with my husband
I said, “I love you.”
He asked “Is that you or the wine talking?”
I said, “It’s me… talking to the wine!”
A life without wine is a like a year without summer
It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home
I’m outdoorsy… I drink wine on the patio
I used to think drinking was bad for you… so I gave up thinking
No Wine No Love
Everything happens for a Riesling
Less whining, more wining
Mondays make me wanna have wine for breakfast
How to tell time
I am going to start cleaning the house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreeze.
One glass of wine a day!
To reduce stress. I do yoga. Just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants.
How classy people get wasted
When drinking wine, how much do you pour?
Open Door Policy
show up with wine, we’ll open the door
I’ll be there in a Prosecco!
Wine flies when you’re having FUN!
I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food.
Wine is the Answer. What was the question?
In dog wines, I only had ONE!
Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
“It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine”
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Godeval Cepas Vellas Godello – WineO Mark Review Wine Stats Grape Variety: 100% Godello Vintage: 2021 ABV: 13% Wine Region: Valdeorras, Spain Flavor Profile: Peach,
Félix Solís Mucho Más Tinto N.V. – WineO Mark Review Wine Stats Grape Variety: Tempranillo, Syrah Vintage: Non-Vintage ABV: 14% Wine Region: Spain Flavor Profile: Vanilla,
Zárate Albariño – WineO Mark Review Wine Stats Grape Variety: 100% Albariño Vintage: 2021 ABV: 12.5% Wine Region: Rías Baixas, Spain Flavor Profile: Citrus, grapefruit,
Clay Shannon The David Red Blend – WineO Mark Review Wine Stats Grape Variety: Cabernet Franc, Merlot, Sangiovese, Petite Sirah Vintage: 2020 ABV: 14.5% Wine