36 Funny Wine Quotes for Your Stand Up Gig Or Your Next Party!

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Instagram + Wine = Funny wine quotes

Conversation Starters? Breaking the ice? Or just looking for a quick laugh with your glass of wine? 

Check out some of our top funny wine quotes because life is too short to drink bad wine. Have Fun & Enjoy!

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It’s a Match!

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Merlot vs Merlittle

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Moments of Brilliance

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Say when

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.


You had me at MERLOT!

Friday and Wine

It’s not a hangover… its the wineflu

If anyone asks, I’m drinking all this wine to collect corks for a Pinterest project

Last night sitting on the couch with my husband

I said, “I love you.”

He asked “Is that you or the wine talking?”

I said, “It’s me… talking to the wine!”

A life without wine is a like a year without summer

It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home

I’m outdoorsy… I drink wine on the patio

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I used to think drinking was bad for you… so I gave up thinking

No Wine No Love

Everything happens for a Riesling

Sip Happens

Tonight’s Forecast

Less whining, more wining

called breakfast wine cause sleep

Mondays make me wanna have wine for breakfast

How to tell time

I am going to start cleaning the house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreeze.

One glass of wine a day!

totally irrelevant bottle of wine

To reduce stress. I do yoga. Just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants.

Hello Wine!

How classy people get wasted

When drinking wine, how much do you pour?

Open Door Policy 

show up with wine, we’ll open the door

great wine only regret

I’ll be there in a Prosecco!

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Wine flies when you’re having FUN!

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I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food.

wine makes people happy deserve champagne

Wine is the Answer. What was the question? 

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In dog wines, I only had ONE!

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Every empty bottle is filled with a great story

old wine bar wine lovers captain crunch

“It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine”

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